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Party Porchetta Porchetta PROGRAM

A few days before the election here the program for this new and alternative party (so that no alternative election campaign, without bus that runs to Italy, without doors or Matrix, have the presumption to get into your head ... the rest of you who did not never eat a nice sandwich with roast pig at least once in your life?).

This is not a promise nor goats nor cabbages, but only really useful reforms to the country ,
thanks to us the country will regain its rightful place on the international scene and we can finally get out of this phase of internal crisis going on now for too long.

Let us not lose time with useless talk and go directly to the list
true 10 points that will change the destiny of Italy:

1. insertion of Porchetta in the ISTAT basket at the bottom if not the roast pig and a wing base, what ever will be ... the bread will tell you! but what is bread without pork?
2. institutions at national Day of Porchetta, with various activities and initiatives aimed at the recognition and promotion of this fantastic food.
3. Tax relief for all families, according to the daily consumption of pork.
4. education reform: a snack at school only with the roast pork sandwiches.
5. family allowance for families who adopt a pig ... no pork more good than cars produced.
6. Reform of television: instead of the program, Maria de Filippi, Men and Women, will air Men and Porchetta tronista where the shift should be selected through taste tests and what the various "pork in his life ". Radical changes are being considered for other national television programs.
7. Empowering women: During village festivals, fairs and any other public event, the percentage of women who sell pork sandwiches will be at least equal to the percentage of the more traditional male sellers.
8. Case Malpensa airport will be converted to a multi-farm plan for pork from pigs. Left wing of the structure will still be allocated to international shipping in this way will directly export of pork from producers to consumers with significant cost savings. The company is state owned, so it will be possible a considerable abatement of taxes on citizens.
9. After maternity leave, will set the 'time for pigs "all homemade pork producers will be entitled to time off work to be used for" porchetizzazione "the pig.
10. Liberalisation of prices and licensing of sellers of the pork sandwiches: healthy competition will lead to a better product at a lower price for the good of all ... Pork excluded.

And with that I think I've said it all.
One last thing for undecided
13 and April 14 go to the polls, put a hand on your heart and think what is really important for the country, have a bite to the sandwich and the PARTY VOTE Porchetta