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Laws (hyper) or market: application of Murphy's Law to the dynamics of buying and selling modern.

Subtitle: "How to deal with the various outlets (from the shop Iper) during peak hours knowing that everything that happens in reality is a logic in Murphy's Law."

Everyone says there's a crisis, Bugo sings it, no one has more money, it is hard to get to the end of the month yet, the ritual of spending never dies!
Especially on weekends the big cathedrals commercial sprouting in every part of the boot, welcome them to the billion poor automata attracted by the offering of life promoted by the super-leaflet, or simply dragged dall'irreprensibile housewife, not satisfied by the daily visits to the local supermarket (Iper because there are larger packs, and there is more selection, and then I forgot to get milk, but not if you take me take this opportunity to make a around the Mediaworld ... they always know where to hit the end!) For one reason or another, these young married couples and not mixed with cheerful entire families (including grandparents), they can not pleasant to submit to the WEEKLY RITUAL Overheads.

What comes to the poor unfortunate is an unprecedented spectacle: overcrowded wards, committed on the verge of a nervous breakdown, fights of young teenagers in front of the console to the latest model of lobotomized with the latest-version-of-demo-super-shooter, terrified promoter (always women) who try to foist the latest beauty cream with the promise that the protein of the skin of the potato in Botswana, at the base of marvelous concoction, has the amazing ability to rejuvenate every cell of your body, make your hair smoother and at the same time regulate your bowels. While these will die of loneliness within the hypermarket, their colleagues, those who had the misfortune of having to promote the classic "pure pork sausage" are literally besieged by hordes of barbarians who think they can solve the problem of strafogandosi dinner of appetizers.

From the entrance you can immediately identify the telephone department of the cloud of dust created by the assailants users: now they all need the phone, it is also true that modern phones do not last like they used to but all this enthusiasm seems a bit 'exaggerated ... Even managed to sell the two cups connected by a wire of the Latest Rino Gattuso: basically if you see on TV should work fine! The department

television is generally not sufficiently appreciated, except for the opening Sunday of the center: in that case everyone is interested above all to the brand new plasma 82 "which broadcasts the games of the Serie A. .. so, without even realizing it we find ourselves immersed in a sort of curve south.

Continuing this amazing journey, from race to race, come to the heart of the hypermarket, including detergents and sauces, canned and frozen foods including fruit juices, the scenes that we see are the most varied:

Poor husbands, with trucks loaded with all sorts of promotional offer, abandoned wives crazy looking for the lost jar, try to stay in makeshift parking islands, including the bedding and accessories for the bathroom, convinced that no one in there at the end never buy a tap, or what the fuck do they open to the Obi (or similar). The nice old lady will arrive on time to disprove his theory.

in the 'race cans of "you can see in their real family gatherings where the agenda item is: what brand of tuna choose, the better the glass jar that enhances all the qualities or the mega-saving 42-pack cans that retain all the non-taste? This would also be legitimate, the problem is that this difficult decision to face the happy family you have to "train position" is the driver and the truck, in order, father, mother and children (arranged in order of age), and woe if by chance you dare, sure of your choice, to want to take the tin of mackerel which is located in the shelf below: ice cream now come with the look of the whole family ... In the end who are you to interrupt such an important decision? passed all these vicissitudes, the most resistant to approach the department finally see fruits and vegetables, the last obstacle before the barrier of the speakers.

You just have to cross the lines to weigh the bags, dodging the two hundred people with experienced hand (and sometimes without disposable glove) fingering my ass to see if the melon is ripe, believe that part of soggy fruit is the perfect seasoning of the product and not that of the previous expert hands, before them, have made the same gesture.

Just one more obstacle in front of the bench for tomatoes and you are finally in front of the boxes: after careful consideration you decide you to go to number 6, after there are only two trucks in front of you. One of them bought only five cases of water and think to attend to in a moment.

I had not thought, however, that the technology can turn against you when you least expect it: The cash you have just locked the front and unfortunately he did not cash ....

you immediately comes to mind that book on "Murphy's Law" that you just read the first book department:

"The next line is always faster!"

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That way there would be nothing to say, is almost perfect!

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04:08 "I am sorry that you have fulfilled my duty to so provoked"

One day I called my student during an exam because he was copying so I ejected the classroom. The next day the father of the student was talking to me accusing me of having affected his son, to have done enough to irritate the child to withdraw from the Faculty. My answer was the title of this message: "I am sorry that you have fulfilled my duty to be angry a lot." And of course I kept my position and the rejection of the student. That phrase that came to my mind at that time could be adapted for all those people who do their duty having come up against people who are easily irritated, and argue that they do not want to accept the did was wrong. Here are some examples.
A policeman, stopping a vehicle that has exceeded the speed limit, listen patiently the wrath of the driver, could reply: "I am sorry that you have fulfilled my duty to ensure safety in the street so provoked" and then give him a fine.
A purser that requiring a passenger to turn off your cell phone or removing the luggage from the security, receives in response arrogance and rudeness, might say: "I am sorry that you have fulfilled my duty to ensure safety of all passengers so provoked "and then require compliance with all safety standards. An executive
that, referring to a worker not wearing proper safety equipment at the risk of an accident at work, to hear the complaints of unnecessary worker should then warn him: "I am sorry that you have fulfilled my duty to ensure his safety the so provoked "and require compliance with the standards in the workplace.
Similarly, many parents could use the same sentence with those children who do not want to study or carry out their duties: "I am sorry that you have fulfilled my duty as a parent you might irritate a lot" because it could help the child understand the position of disobedience and encourage them to fulfill their duties. Parents are responsible for the training of children and can not be complacent in cases of disobedience or laziness because they know that they turn into adults unhappy and unsuccessful and eventually will also be accused of not having properly educated.
do not know if you agree with this text. I wrote it because I believe it is my duty as a professor make people think and therefore, once again, sorry if I do my duty as a teacher you have so irritated. Think about it. Success!

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03.08 Help your suppliers to help you! 02:08

I did a search of corporate anthropology at several companies that provide products or services and I was very impressed what I saw. In general, all providers feel they are treated quite badly by their customers and they think that suppliers should have only their only rights and obligations. In truth, the customers believe that their suppliers have obligations simply because they buy their products or services. I concluded that, in general, in most cases, the report generates losses on both sides. Lose customers and lose the suppliers. The customers lose because many manufacturers say they intend to help their clients but often there is not enough for that opening a productive dialogue. Pardon the suppliers because of their insecurities as they do not understand the real needs of customers, the objectives and parameters of success for which they have carefully analyzed. Suppliers are often left for hours in waiting rooms without being received. The payments are agreed upon in the long term, but with improved generlmente delays attributed to the lack of will of the finance department. The staff of the logistics industry is complaining that customers do their best to complicate rather than simplify. The same also applies to officials with technical assistance. This does not include the deep irritation of the suppliers when they are called to "render account" of conventions, associations, parties, promotions and even advertising clients, as if this were an obligation. Such requests are often under threat of losing the client. Most suppliers subject of my research, agrees that, at the first opportunity you get rid of certain customers and the reasons are always the same: arrogance, carelessness, lack of willpower, abuse in the requests that are outside of formal contracts, direct requests indirect or "tips" or benefits unethical etc.etc. This week, thinks
relations with your suppliers. Remember that, growing up, they could receive proposals more attractive and stop adequately serve your business. Then you will regret not having kept a good relationship with them. So you tell me that there are vendors who do not respect the agreed time knowing that after all depend on them and therefore offer a poor service. It's true. But this is proof that today we must develop and work towards a mutual gain relationship between customer and supplier. Think about it. Success!

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Ten tips to improve the climate in the company

Many people write me often complain about the bad climate that reigns in their companies.
I thought to give you a short list with some simple tips that if followed, will make a big difference to improve the climate and relationships in your company:

1. Always remember to say "I", "please", "thank you" even when your partner is carrying out his duties or is a close friend.
2. Talk and laugh softly. Do not be rude.
3. Use the phone and internet for work purposes only. Avoid using them for personal reasons.
4. When you ask to borrow something, do not forget to thank and never make it.
5. Contribute to maintaining clean working environments, especially after using the bathroom. Beware of dirty glasses and cups. Throw away your cups of coffee in the appropriate place. Rearrange your desk forever.
6. Respect the file. Even when you feel superfluous, always respect them. Never be clever.
7. Do not speak ill of others. Do not get involved in gossip.
8. Watch out for anecdotes and jokes, do not give nicknames and so on. Do not offend anyone.
9. Take care of your appearance. Dressed in sobriety. Remember that you are in a workplace and not in a place of entertainment.
10. Check your aggressiveness. Focus on form in speaking and writing. Do not be rude or abrupt.

Small tips that will really make a big difference to the climate in your organization by promoting the productivity and excellence.
Think about it. Success!

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1:08 Beware of things too simple

When something seems too easy, do not trust. There is no victory without effort, without commitment, without involvement, without enthusiasm. Sometimes we hear fantastic tales of dreams that are so easily made and think, "Why me instead for my company and everything is difficle? What I got I have earned so much effort while others seem to be so simple and easy ...". When such feelings, do not believe the stories you raccontatano. Ottinene not anything with ease. Success requires a lot of commitment, determination, perseverance and above all time and patience. Many men and successful women have struggled and struggled hard to achieve the success they have today. Have been mistaken so many times, they have never given up, persist, and are dedicated to the cause they believed in deeply. Read biographies of great men and see them as things were never easy. Remember that nothing is impossible. But also remember that nothing is raining down from the sky without your actual participation and your involvement. Theologians agree that the prayer request for a pardon must 'be uttered with a "special feeling of involvement and personal commitment." This week, I would like you to think on the subject of things very easy. Would it not be that we sit around waiting for something to happen so easily? We dedicate ourselves fully to what you really really want? We are doing our part, that is, we care for detail, involve us, we are always looking for what's right is to be done?
Think this! E. ... Success!

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Dear Readers Italian

Dear Italian friends, my name is Luiz Marins
and I am a Brazilian author of Sorocaba, a city not far from Sao Paulo. I studied in Australia (Macquarie University) receiving a PhD in Anthropology at the School of Behavioral Sciences. I have a degree in history from the University of Sorocaba, and I studied Law in the Faculty of Law of the same city, Brasilia Political Science, Business Administration at New York University, Planning and Marketing at the Wharton School, Pennsylvannia and economic anthropology and a course in Macroeconomics Special of the London School of Economics in New South Wales. I dedicate myself to the study of anthropology and development company. Through my Anthropos Consulting company based in Sao Paulo with branches in Rio de Janeiro, Buenos Aires, London and New York offer consulting services to numerous leaders of major national and international companies, especially in planning, marketing strategies but also new tactics to improve competitiveness, quality and productivity.
I have written several books aimed at an audience of entrepreneurs and managers, who have found enormous success worldwide, which will be published in Italy by the publishing group Italianova (www.italianova.net).
Through this new blog, sponsored by my Italian publisher, I will periodically offer ideas and tips to improve your performance and your productivity in companies in which jobs waiting to welcome you to my later books.
I greet you cordially. Success!

Luiz Marins


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Tenting Of Left Hemidiaph

Party Porchetta Porchetta PROGRAM

A few days before the election here the program for this new and alternative party (so that no alternative election campaign, without bus that runs to Italy, without doors or Matrix, have the presumption to get into your head ... the rest of you who did not never eat a nice sandwich with roast pig at least once in your life?).

This is not a promise nor goats nor cabbages, but only really useful reforms to the country ,
thanks to us the country will regain its rightful place on the international scene and we can finally get out of this phase of internal crisis going on now for too long.

Let us not lose time with useless talk and go directly to the list
true 10 points that will change the destiny of Italy:

1. insertion of Porchetta in the ISTAT basket at the bottom if not the roast pig and a wing base, what ever will be ... the bread will tell you! but what is bread without pork?
2. institutions at national Day of Porchetta, with various activities and initiatives aimed at the recognition and promotion of this fantastic food.
3. Tax relief for all families, according to the daily consumption of pork.
4. education reform: a snack at school only with the roast pork sandwiches.
5. family allowance for families who adopt a pig ... no pork more good than cars produced.
6. Reform of television: instead of the program, Maria de Filippi, Men and Women, will air Men and Porchetta tronista where the shift should be selected through taste tests and what the various "pork in his life ". Radical changes are being considered for other national television programs.
7. Empowering women: During village festivals, fairs and any other public event, the percentage of women who sell pork sandwiches will be at least equal to the percentage of the more traditional male sellers.
8. Case Malpensa airport will be converted to a multi-farm plan for pork from pigs. Left wing of the structure will still be allocated to international shipping in this way will directly export of pork from producers to consumers with significant cost savings. The company is state owned, so it will be possible a considerable abatement of taxes on citizens.
9. After maternity leave, will set the 'time for pigs "all homemade pork producers will be entitled to time off work to be used for" porchetizzazione "the pig.
10. Liberalisation of prices and licensing of sellers of the pork sandwiches: healthy competition will lead to a better product at a lower price for the good of all ... Pork excluded.

And with that I think I've said it all.
One last thing for undecided
13 and April 14 go to the polls, put a hand on your heart and think what is really important for the country, have a bite to the sandwich and the PARTY VOTE Porchetta

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Vote

In this climate of political turmoil, where all other copying programs even if they do not agree, where space by young people and those who may be younger than 130 years of political ... (His son maybe !?!?!) In a country where "par playing field "counting the minutes spent on the Vespa, the first in a gazebo where they were selling oranges or flowers for charity or for an important research and now instead of oranges go to sign on to decide whether the prime minister can not eat pasta or baked must be satisfied with the veal with tuna sauce.
In this climate of uncertainty the birth of the new, true, fair, democratic party will bring a new wave of freshness and stability:
E 'born PARTY Porchetta! because when the country goes forward in this way and not see us more hunger, we will be there to fix everything with our sandwich!
So what can we say again:

for a better country, VOTE Porchetta ... WHY THE PIG throw anything away!