Banda incompetent Lost and discouraged in this land of supposedly uncivilized exsovetici me and 'the crime happened. Happened then you can not 'say that even if I do not remember, I certainly did and I just happen. Anyways, 'I think the physical damage to his country, let's roll up our sleeves and put together the pieces. I left the road near Bavli and that 'a town / village microbe in the middle' way between Samara and Ufa. These other two cities' have dignity 'of the city' for the size (population) but not for services, but fortunately in Ufa (city 'from which) there is' a BMW center. Dejected but not desperately try to help me feel like BMW and Europe Assistance, the first 'cause I have a nice manual that says' assistance numbers in Italy and abroad 'and second' cause before entering Russia have signed a valid coverage for the trip.
the BMW are very helpful, taking resort ', data, details, everything. And tell me that 'all inclusive (that cool) and I spend recovering vehicles (where there is more to the center of BMW' near) on-site repair if possible or return to Italy and repair later if this was the only option ... sti kill Boche how they work. They just have to see what 's the BMW center more' close but since I am currently in Ufa will not 'take comunqe a problem here. Figo.
Ok I will know soon, but meanwhile I am also with Europe Assistance to be sure you have tried all ways. I call and find out that they already 'a record in my name and in fact BMW relies entirely clear to them then and I just wait for their call.
was Saturday then on Sunday the look and I refer in Monday '. Recall BMW and they tell me that 'they asked Moscow not even know what' s the BMW center more 'close but which now require Ufa and in any case should not be a problem. Spend some 'of time and do not recall, I refer below and tell me you 'is all right for withdrawal and that only serves a delegation of the bike .... a proxy' cause poliizotto that the registered keeper shall not deliver any means without appropriate delegation. I think that cool, yet the badass cop. Who I delegate I? Assistance throughout Europe, they say, that then our cabbages. Ok ok. Exit early in the morning, find notary, explains the problem, please delegation in Cyrillic, is charged (mica and delegations are free), faxa delegation ... everything ok? I come home and call EA, we are now almost intimate even though every time I change the operator and explain everything that had happened and started to be Lunghini. The new operator tells me it must ensure that the highest point 'is actually close Ufa ... uh ... this little thing was quite ok .. riverificalo acquired. And then he says, but she and the 'first owner? Why 'BMW has a free workshop and return to the original owner. No, I do not have the original owner, are the second, even if I bought from BMW because it 's a used BMW. Aaaa perfect no problem for us and 'the same thing ok ok then we need only check with Moscow what' s the service department 'neighbor, call it as soon as we know, will' 20 minutes or less. After 45 minutes chianmo. "Oh yeah Pescetelli, I got his practice," but she 's the first owner? No I acqiustato a used BMW from here is not 'cause in this case, the assistance goes only to return to the workshop more' close, the return to Italy or repair shall be borne by her (it seemed). Ok ok ok then, talk of returning to the workshop. Oh well you do, then we still have to check with Moscow over the BMW center 'near. We will call as soon as possible.
So, to sum up I lost three days on the phone, I do NOT repair the bike and do not report it in Italy (and this seemed obvious until just before de hear) but maybe bring me back to the bike Bavli Ufa (200 km to go and an equal back) ... maybe. Skip
another half a day and fed up call, "I Pescetelli his practice here, we have verified that the BMW factory more 'nearby' to Ufa in the workshop will repair or return, all against her, but she Bavli should be on when the bike is taken. Uh, and the delegation that I have done? The delegation is too general, who has custody of a specific delegation wants the bike, everything would be more 'comfortable if she were on site when the tow truck takes the bike. (Delegation sought from them, paid by me ... useless). Ok I say but are Bavli 200km + 200km a taxi would cost a bit ', if the wagon should depart and arrive in Ufa, however, I can do from the passenger on the tow truck and save the price of the taxi? Wait 30 minutes at most that I know.
hour later recall. "Pescetelli, I got his practice" here is of course, she can 'get on the tow truck to go and come back, I just have to confirm that this is feasible today, the call is 10 minutes or less.
After 40 minutes call. "I Pescetelli his practice right here" where you want to go? The tow truck? I'm sorry but I can not get on the mica it tow truck and then I still have to verify that the center of most BMW 'is close to Ufa, maybe there' nor 'one Bavli (the fool does not know what is' speaking) and Ufa thus certainly can not take it.
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I want the death of someone right away.
are 5 days and still are not safe (with continuity ') that the center of most BMW' is close to Ufa, I do not spend anything if you do not return to their factory over 'station (which I know is that of Ufa, but they still not) I still chops a taxi to arrive on the scene in which costs very little more 'I paid the tow truck. I take her bike home alone. Fuck Europe Assistance to the BMW and to me that with the millions of rubles to pay for continuing to talk to these idiots could save an African country or buy me a diamond necklace with a medallion reading "Europe Assistance shit."
PS.
At night my 3 reminds me a guy to confirm that the center of most BMW 'and close' to Ufa.
