Sunday, July 30, 2006

Buy Traction Spray For Shoes

Not yet a race against time

Ok I arrived the day before yesterday evening, but one thing I forgot to say, and 'that the plane trip to Kiev was not a direct flight but Ufa Ufa-Kiev-Moscow-Kiev.
The idea of \u200b\u200ba passage automated baggage-Ufa Kiev with my intent to protest in Cyrillic figure if my luggage had been sent to Siberia (assuming that what can be done) has created a moment of hilarity 'very much alive . In addition to this, even the possibility 'of losing the flight for a late check-out process of check-in made me opt for sending the bulk of the stuff with the bike in the sealed container confident that all arrivals as soon as possible. This makes me a man with two shirts, a pair of jeans, 1 pair of shoes, all the stuff towels (including razor blades and contact lenses for 6 months), 1 pair of pants and a pair of socks. Pero 'I have a laptop that you do not know' ever.

Saturday, July 29, 2006

Free Blueprints To Build Buggy

Kiev

I came in last night. I took 3 hours but it still lacks one for Italy, my friend (Max, too) I found an apartment with me smazzara 'the problems of withdrawal (to be done in 2) and shipping in Italy. All this should not take more 'than a week, hopefully.

Goldfish Has Something Stuck

Shipping

shipping and 'really the least trivial and will not be able' to detail the madness in which I had (in reality, 'but we are not "What and 'due') switch. To give an idea we woke up at 8 in the morning to go to bring the truck with the bike in the storage container, then download it and go 'at least' 9 hours odyssey to pave all the necessary the shipment. The problems are basically the bike and 'Italian, expensive, has a visa and will have her tied to my' get out of Russia without me and I without her, which seems a sad story, and indeed it is'.
To make things even more 'clear, not' unusual Furbino ensure that Italian media in Italy, selling them abroad illegally and then demand that compensation insurance in Italy. To avoid this scam (and many others) come with half in Russia and leave generally without and 'associated with the payment of taxes, lace, endless stacks and avoid all this, and' a long and laborious.
9 hours, 9 hours are not few and not the few, especially if you think that 9 hours have been used 'to do things' and not wait to file, we (you always say) filled sheets for about nine hours. Downloads
the bike trying to keep her in containers of 3 tons, but it 's small, then the 5-test, that's fine but the bike must be fixed by hand and all documents relating to the container must be redone. Take the plank, the tires and make sure the bike is fixable. Download petrol and battery switches. Ok.
The chick who looks after the paperwork for the bike passes a sheet in 6 copies (no paper Carbonless) for use in customs. Customs office look at us and tell us things, we reaffirm other things until the customs office does not begin to nod nod and then I, too, we pass the white sheets and my guardian angel begins to write on things including I recognize my name in Cyrillic, the VIN and license plate of the bike. With this package you send via the customs office and we go to the mountain man, a guy in uniform who is' on top of the building, you feel the pippardone, see the paper written by hand, writes six words on it and then he says yes. Again
customs office and reread these words, the 6, I add 2 and bring us back on, you go 'to another office and talking with another guy. This uses the computer but it 's so accustomed to being left-handed means without using the mouse to the left of the keyboard ... but quietly'. Reads and thinks, is' them 'who reads and thinks a little at a time, it rewrites three words and thinks, writes and thinks other 2 ... well go a bit' of time. The thinker passes the documents to another worker who begins to write to the computer and starts to make me sign everything. I sign everything I sign the 6 sheets each 3 times, I sign that it is not 'my fault, what is the bike, as he runs, where it goes,' I sign for at least 15 minutes but I signed everything. I called the Europe Assistance to tell me that they managed to know that the service center more 'and next' to Ufa.
We return from the first chick that has set the seal on container, it affixes the seal must then be validated, the motion withdrew the visa, my passport checked, my registrazioini forged, the latest copies ricontro signed a piece of paper and must be given to the policeman at the entrance that sees him and throws him but now you could not do otherwise ... 9 hours, but the bike may come 'in Kiev.

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ticket to Kiev, 'was the most' easy, even if the thing 'passed by an office and not for a conductress figissimositoconticketingonlinecazziemazzi.
the ticket as' hand made ... like once ... I just got in ... ... 3 copies without carbon paper ... I want to shoot. The chick I take the data and reports on all copies of Tickets must write to your computer and does it with one finger, ok understood. With your other hand holds my passport as if it were on a lectern with his hand while dedicated to the keyboard also takes the sign that goes from strength to beat with 'P' 'e' 's' to put his big toe on my passport Typing your place and start with 'c' 'e' 't', in other words it takes a while 'but in the end I produced a paper that will take me twice' with determination and efficiency in Soviet Kiev.
Toh see in front of the chick there 's also a coffeemaker' automatic, 'the first I see here in Russia, make the coffee' Kikko bah ... can not 'be worse than our coffee' from machine and still can not 'be worse than their coffee' bar.

Friday, July 28, 2006

President George Ssb Cb Radio

comes the techno-toilets: urinal with video game


On Target, a urinal with video game to entertain you and ensure the cleanliness of the place

LONDON - Take a urinal, placed inside a small sensor that is activated when the 'user there settles over their body fluids. Immediately starts an interactive game through a screen placed at eye level, engages the user with sounds and images.
The advantage is twofold: as the prerequisite to start the game is to hit the sensor, the current player will tend to restrict the "range" of its pointer (pee, of course) and therefore tarnished the little as possible in the interests of hygiene latrine site.
course we must not forget that the player gets more satisfaction from an experience like this: no longer the dingy, dirty and dilapidated bathrooms which was used to, but a new place of fun and satisfaction.
Dear old fly has come, finally, time to retire to make way for the technology. (Free News)
A new level of difficulty could be achieved by installing the "Video-stop" in the Pub: trying to hit the target after liter of beer and see where arrivals!!
All this, however, also has a downside: view the attitude of the average male in the game, I think that now the row to the process will be much longer!

Thursday, July 27, 2006

Where Can I Buy Dishwasher Tabs

recovery of motion

In Kiev I have a friend who among other things is responsible for shipments for which the problem of return is reduced to the recovery and shipment to Ufa Ufa-Kiev.
I state now that the whole process is not 'just been simplified, but in fact made possible by the presence of ... thing ... in fact she is by my side (or more' correctly I to her) not only as a translator, but also as a source of inexhaustible energy, ideas and solutions, always helpful and proactive, truly an angel. The things I'll tell you 'more' subjective to me but the reality 'is that without me she would do Taliota sausage in 15 minutes. Thanks What.
The return seems like a trivial thing but to go get a bike 250kg to 200km away and need a taxi cab that has a lot to look like a truck. Her for a round trip (per person) Bavli in a few days ago 'has yielded to a request of 7500 rubles for me with the burden of bikes will be 2500 (the mysteries of the market). The guy who met us and 'lean on ultmi thirty, smiling and extremely available. We call and we meet in the afternoon within 5 minutes after waiting for another truck for about half an hour on the road. He does not speak a word of English, Italian and communicate with gestures but with me without any problems.
We meet, we start and after 2 hours we arrive, I see the little one ... sigh ... in fact well known that even the head took a good hit, maybe only the ground but he took it and and 'ruined ... sigh, we'll see. With the police would hurry practices (ie do 'The leaflet gave me) and 5 other loading the bike on the truck . Centre stand and 4 ropes to pull in every direction , hopefully good. With the louts who load the bike onto the truck I play the last song on "as is" and "how much" that so much around here there are only java and ural and my terrible figure of the capitalist least I do.
shaking hands filled with the cop (a technique to be reviewed) and the way to Ufa.
Because of the precious cargo will arrive at 12 with the bike terribly fallen from Central and tilted to one side of the taut strings, but in the estate.
The guy parked the truck in a parking charge and there scarrozza the day after the deposit of containers fanned ass exhaust for 2500 rubles ... ... which are about 70 euros all included ... shook hands stuffed well to him (to be revised completely fuck).

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Banda incompetent

Lost and discouraged in this land of supposedly uncivilized exsovetici me and 'the crime happened. Happened then you can not 'say that even if I do not remember, I certainly did and I just happen. Anyways, 'I think the physical damage to his country, let's roll up our sleeves and put together the pieces. I left the road near Bavli and that 'a town / village microbe in the middle' way between Samara and Ufa. These other two cities' have dignity 'of the city' for the size (population) but not for services, but fortunately in Ufa (city 'from which) there is' a BMW center. Dejected but not desperately try to help me feel like BMW and Europe Assistance, the first 'cause I have a nice manual that says' assistance numbers in Italy and abroad 'and second' cause before entering Russia have signed a valid coverage for the trip.
the BMW are very helpful, taking resort ', data, details, everything. And tell me that 'all inclusive (that cool) and I spend recovering vehicles (where there is more to the center of BMW' near) on-site repair if possible or return to Italy and repair later if this was the only option ... sti kill Boche how they work. They just have to see what 's the BMW center more' close but since I am currently in Ufa will not 'take comunqe a problem here. Figo.
Ok I will know soon, but meanwhile I am also with Europe Assistance to be sure you have tried all ways. I call and find out that they already 'a record in my name and in fact BMW relies entirely clear to them then and I just wait for their call.
was Saturday then on Sunday the look and I refer in Monday '. Recall BMW and they tell me that 'they asked Moscow not even know what' s the BMW center more 'close but which now require Ufa and in any case should not be a problem. Spend some 'of time and do not recall, I refer below and tell me you 'is all right for withdrawal and that only serves a delegation of the bike .... a proxy' cause poliizotto that the registered keeper shall not deliver any means without appropriate delegation. I think that cool, yet the badass cop. Who I delegate I? Assistance throughout Europe, they say, that then our cabbages. Ok ok. Exit early in the morning, find notary, explains the problem, please delegation in Cyrillic, is charged (mica and delegations are free), faxa delegation ... everything ok? I come home and call EA, we are now almost intimate even though every time I change the operator and explain everything that had happened and started to be Lunghini. The new operator tells me it must ensure that the highest point 'is actually close Ufa ... uh ... this little thing was quite ok .. riverificalo acquired. And then he says, but she and the 'first owner? Why 'BMW has a free workshop and return to the original owner. No, I do not have the original owner, are the second, even if I bought from BMW because it 's a used BMW. Aaaa perfect no problem for us and 'the same thing ok ok then we need only check with Moscow what' s the service department 'neighbor, call it as soon as we know, will' 20 minutes or less. After 45 minutes chianmo. "Oh yeah Pescetelli, I got his practice," but she 's the first owner? No I acqiustato a used BMW from here is not 'cause in this case, the assistance goes only to return to the workshop more' close, the return to Italy or repair shall be borne by her (it seemed). Ok ok ok then, talk of returning to the workshop. Oh well you do, then we still have to check with Moscow over the BMW center 'near. We will call as soon as possible.
So, to sum up I lost three days on the phone, I do NOT repair the bike and do not report it in Italy (and this seemed obvious until just before de hear) but maybe bring me back to the bike Bavli Ufa (200 km to go and an equal back) ... maybe. Skip
another half a day and fed up call, "I Pescetelli his practice here, we have verified that the BMW factory more 'nearby' to Ufa in the workshop will repair or return, all against her, but she Bavli should be on when the bike is taken. Uh, and the delegation that I have done? The delegation is too general, who has custody of a specific delegation wants the bike, everything would be more 'comfortable if she were on site when the tow truck takes the bike. (Delegation sought from them, paid by me ... useless). Ok I say but are Bavli 200km + 200km a taxi would cost a bit ', if the wagon should depart and arrive in Ufa, however, I can do from the passenger on the tow truck and save the price of the taxi? Wait 30 minutes at most that I know.
hour later recall. "Pescetelli, I got his practice" here is of course, she can 'get on the tow truck to go and come back, I just have to confirm that this is feasible today, the call is 10 minutes or less.
After 40 minutes call. "I Pescetelli his practice right here" where you want to go? The tow truck? I'm sorry but I can not get on the mica it tow truck and then I still have to verify that the center of most BMW 'is close to Ufa, maybe there' nor 'one Bavli (the fool does not know what is' speaking) and Ufa thus certainly can not take it.
....
I want the death of someone right away.
are 5 days and still are not safe (with continuity ') that the center of most BMW' is close to Ufa, I do not spend anything if you do not return to their factory over 'station (which I know is that of Ufa, but they still not) I still chops a taxi to arrive on the scene in which costs very little more 'I paid the tow truck. I take her bike home alone. Fuck Europe Assistance to the BMW and to me that with the millions of rubles to pay for continuing to talk to these idiots could save an African country or buy me a diamond necklace with a medallion reading "Europe Assistance shit."

PS.
At night my 3 reminds me a guy to confirm that the center of most BMW 'and close' to Ufa.

Wednesday, July 26, 2006

Brazilian Wax, Jacksonville Fl

14 ° Scudetto


do not know how this thing make me happy, but given the past 17 years of suffering "is derived the one that passes the monastery. Then
F O R Z A The N T E R ... and we hope that the next arrival on the field ...

Tuesday, July 25, 2006

How To Open A Pet Store With Little Money

Pleasure Carlo ... A post

bruised and still waiting for news from biemmevvu 'Italy are very kind guest of a friend that I brought to hospitals cared for, fed, and lying in the home of his aunt. The girl in question and 'friends of friends Massimo and even if the statistics would have given me, a fight against time and fate have made it 'that our love does not blossom and she still devote as sister to solve at least part of my quarrels. Call me, book taxi, internet, buys backpacks, assists breakfasts, lunches, dinners, I also learned the difference between a blincichi and pilmini, when and how it took the glaciers (which I take it that the melek Ireland was not an option) and that Coffi just do not talk about it. So if the phone there 'the biemmevvu' (or iuropassistance) and she helps me support in person and now you have 6 days to bear this cross (which is me) on the other hand ... I do not remember how to fuck Call: (

Tuesday, July 18, 2006

Cipralex Causes Stroke

Football Nostalgia .... World champions New

that ... We ended up in a hurry to get the tasks to play ball under the house;
us ... that forced the rule of "gatekeepers flying" or "Who is para",
us ... "gatekeepers flying" e. .. "score from midfield is over?" - That is true ... everything!
us ... when we were the teams chosen first when we came we were really the best, the most important ;
us that ... the last one that was chosen was certainly intended to go to door
us ... we always had a nickname but no one took offense punishable by infamous;
us ... who comes first ten won;
us ... while we pretended not to hear the call Mother's Day when the darkness loomed, there was always someone saying, "who marks the final win" regardless of the score that was perhaps at that moment 32 to 1,
us who have lived ... with the age of terror "Espadrilles" with which the foot could not play ball ;
us ... if we had to walk the Adidas Tampico we felt 'stronger than Pele;
us that ... but we had to walk the Tepa Sport,
us who knew ... the leather ball as it was done because we saw him on TV only to hexagons whites and blacks;
us ... understand the meaning of the second link when in black and white TV images sent derby Milan-Inter (maybe this is a bit 'too old!)
us ... or the super telephoto (in the absence else) or Elite (standard) or if he went to the TANGO Dirceu luxury or on holidays
us ... we could not sit on the ball otherwise it becomes oval
us that the owner of the ball ... even though he was always playing suck and was not even in door
us ... even without the cross we did not need the slow motion to see if it was a goal. "Goal or rigor" was always all agreed
us ... is the third penalty corner;
us that ... "followed by a penalty goal is goal";
us ... "you can play odd?" - "Oh I do not know the ball is not mine (in the case where the claimant had a poor)";
us that ... "do me in?" - "It is just that or else we will find another odd"
we recognize that ... even if the players on the shirt did not say the name;
us ... "One Life to mediate" (Ligabue-Oriali) was already a way of life;
us the n ... ° 1 was the goalkeeper, the No. 2 and No. 3 on the left and right fullbacks, No. 4, the median of thrust, the No. 5 the stopper, the No. 6 on free, n ° 7 's right wing, numbered 8, a midfielder, No. 9, the center forward, No. 11, the other tip possibly left-handed, No. 10, the midfielder with the captaincy because he was inevitably more' good ;
us ... because a player enters the national had to make a drawing of 2 / 3 years to high-level
us foreigners ... more than 2 per team and knew them all;
us ... we slept with the Panini stickers under the pillow;
us ... when we opened the bags uncut pray not find triplone quadriplone or masts; the 2nd legendary goalkeeper of Juventus who had never played a game because of Zoff;
us ... we had a liking to Van de Korput Bruscolotti for the name and because he seemed older than our father
us ... we watched the football on TV only on Sunday and Wednesday;
us on Saturday morning we were ... terribly tired because the night before we had seen after Cesare Cadeo Premiatissima;
us who ... Sunday at a time of 19.30 saw a football game;
us who lived ... waiting 90th minute and felt protected by the father figures of Paul Valenti, Necco from Naples, Bubba from Genoa, Florence Giannini, potty from Milan, from Turin Castellotti, Pasini from Bologna, Tonino Carino from Ascoli, Stroppa "roll-over "from Bari and Lecce
us that ... the stock of Trieste is proud to present ... papapà papapà ... ... ... papapapaaaaaa paparapà;
us ... Ciotti: .. . Ameri sorry, sorry Ameri .... Cibali the sensational "(which in our imagination was more 'famous of Catania);
us that ... the whole team of' international protection recedes to 16 m (always Ciotti) ;
us ... we remember the celebrations of the 1000 No Domenica Sportiva;
us ... that the DS could see the services of the league, the goal of the series B, the Grand Prix Tennis . Basketball and volleyball without having to put up with hours of talking to see 4 goals;
Galeazzi us ... we have seen thin;
us ... "the foot of the proletarian Franco Baresi ( Beppe Viola), "Maradona hand sewn in left foot "(Gianni Brera);
us ... we went to her friend the heart of what we liked and asked her:" You say to Mary if you want to put with me? "The day after coming back and the answer was always the same: "He said there must think ..."
us that we're still thinking ... Maria!
us who were there on dates ... always all, even without mobile phones;
us ... we now live far away, but when we go home and turn the corner we hope ever to meet with the ball in a plastic bag;
us. Today on TV when we smile .. invent the most incredible polls like, "Who was the most 'strong player of all time: Pele or Maradona? Pele without considering that we have seen more of the same 4 / 5 goals;
us ... if we meet on the street want to invest Biscardi;
you that this toy ... there you have it broken .. . ugly bastards!

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Monday, July 10, 2006

What Does Kristal Summers Do





WE ARE ON THE ROOF DE THE WORLD! !
After the supremacy of the Frankfurter
our Pizza also beat the chicken ....
Great ITALY!
Go to Berlin € 400 with Mastercard
Trvare the final ticket: 300 € with Mastercard
See Trezeguet misses the penalty
(Grosso and throws it in): priceless!